{"product_id":"if-you-thought-my-plastic-were-micro-just-wait-until-you-see-my-penis","title":"If You Thought My Plastic Were Micro Just Wait Until You See My Penis Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eMockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTees \u0026amp; Long Sleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFleece (Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie):\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz cotton\/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose Your Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); 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